Using too much Power Point is dangerous to your health.
Studies have shown that people who use PP on a daily basis develop a memory circuitry that automatically goes on slideshow. However aside from writing shorter sentences that always fit into a text box, PP users, whether voting to the left or right, carry inordinate quantities of bullets in their pockets. The FDA has consequently issued a stern warning on all PP points of sale, with clear smart art graphics demonstrating how this software is one hard slide away from the trigger.
