Everyone loves to futz around
One needn't any guts
The pleasure increases with each futz
But how to measure it/them?
A stopwatch would only disrupt the limits
The sound of a Futzometer" is that of 1000 crickets
As the process of futzing is libertarian
Hence any structure would be nuts
And that would make you a putz
Not accepting any advice
Hear me out: the is GOOD futzing and BAD futzing
Want to be the butt of the party?
Forgot to tuck your baby into bed?
Too worried that Time has run out?
Just be a proud futz!
Wear it on your chest, on a gold necklace
Show yourself
Strut down the street
You may be in for a treat
Ya futz!
