Sunday, December 24, 2023

Donuts in the Wilderness by Stephan Gould Lang Jr.

 





Donuts in the Wildernes


The raindrops approached with great speed and violence rendering

Leaves, branches sodden

A patch of moss made the sound of a sponge whilst a wild boar 

Stepped into it. 

The temperature with the opaque clouds shuttering the light

Struggled to climb above 0.

Suddenly a rhinoceros ran through a small meadow, with a swipe

It picked up 3 donuts with its horn and ran off.

It was most likely a batch of glazed donuts but one could not rule out 

Jelly donuts as they have been sighted as far as the Serengeti and 

Darwin wrote in "Origins, Donut Holes and Survival" that they were spotted

On the Galapagos islands.

"It was clearly a jelly donut, and I had never seen one with such a rounded hole in

all my travels. The Komodo Dragaon lizard had eaten at least a dozen, however nothing

excluded a Baker's dozen. I could barely catch my breath seeing so many donuts in one place,but

when the lizard ran off, I observed a drop of jelly on a slab of volcanic basalt." 

September 15, 1835.


I was tempted to run out from my observation post to collect possible crumbs left by the 

Rhino, when I heard the cry of a bird of prey, not too high above the forest canopy. 

Had it sighted another glazed donut? Would I be treated with another rare event in the 

Wilderness? 

Unfortunately my Pixel watch pinged me, it was time for my coffee break. I stopped 

Recording and reached into my bag, pulling out my take-out coffee that was only lukewarm.

When you are a naturalist, such sacrifices go with the terrain.