Mute me
Toot-toot me
Silence the contradiction in me
Today I follow my route
To coif my toff
Ignoring the barber's
Whooping cough
Outside
Molotovs burn over systemic racism and
I want to say ----------- (mute)
Why did you press that button
As if my words were rotten?
After my cut I stroll to the mailbox
Circling it with Tango steps and the nervy
Focus of a Matador with a stiff back
Sniffing for the blood of a Ballot ---------------(mute)
You mute! You mute! You mute!
We are not on Crested Butte
Running from the police in
Hot pursuit
Wearing a double breasted Union suit
Mushing Alaskan Malamutes over
938 miles in 8 days and 3 hours and 22 minutes because
Of a quick undisclosed stop in a house of
Ill repute.
How dare your criticize my ideas when
I am the one to give the boot
And ----------------- (mute)
Again! Left wing radical pedophiles --------- (mute)
Speechless
Now, calmly descending a golden parachute
My voice is muffled by the wind
Conspiracies will never be silenced and
The lights remain dim
The Constitution says I may
Overstep, overreach, and butt in
Free speech baby
The mastermind of mankind
Superman baby
(mute)
I bet your tongue is burning with Corona fever
Hotter than a beaver
You cut my sentences with a cleaver
That's the sign of an underachiever!
Go ahead, press the mute
You shall receive a squeeze of banana passion fruit
And invite flies to do business as usual
Toot-toot!
