Ancient Greeks said that Aristotle's Paradox was indeed a leak from Plato's theory of
Universal Form
Despite the fact Aristotle's toga revealed a few drops here and there
It was all he could bear
Since the median path to Virtue
Included insufficiency and mastery
Centuries of calculating the speed of the outer and inner circle in motion
A doughnut or a bagel perpetually rolling
Until it splashed into a sea of coffee and became a lifesaver
From the Antarctic to Mozambique
Humans leak, drip, sputter
Vastly classified secrets
From murder to espionage to gossip
Impossible to be covered up by leakproof diapers carrying manly names such as
Confidence, Faith, or Certainty
(Whereas Niagara, Yosemite, Congo, Euphrates or Mississippi would
Better fit into the Aristotelian dialectic)
"A few leaks is virtuous still, eternum."
When Lisa Nowak drove 900 miles to attack Coleen Shipman
The former astronaut donned such leakproof diapers
Labeled "Challenger"
She succeeded in pepper-spraying her rival lover
Only her career from then on spiralled
And all her achievements spilled down the drain.
We love leaks, whether romantique or politique
They often reveal a doublespeak
Classified intel is hoarded by a former President
Like a child hoarding its favourite toys
"Hey boys, this Intel gotta spice Zombies in Kentucky"
Said the former 21 year old Massachusetts Airmen known as "Texkilledyou"
His Thug Shaker Central gaming group of teenagers were impressed with the novel expansion
This group of teens splished in a puddle of secrete documents and
Innocuously sploshed the intel around the globe
Damaging military and state strategic planning to many
And yet must we not consider the Airmen is virtuous because he is no spy
Nor did he seek financial gains
Nothing as serious as Watergate, Irangate, and Partygate
Just a bunch of virtual Zombies running around Kentucky that could never be killed
Hey, Aristotle, has anyone got a diaper?
