Cocaine Bear is everywhere!
Buying bagels this morning at the counter they said:
"Is that all? Did you see Cocaine Bear?"
During an open heart surgery it was overheard,
"Pass me the sternum spreaders, and what did you think about Cocaine Bear?"
And at the World Series final, one of the players was heard to sing,
Oh say, can you see, By the dawn's early light,
There's a COCAINE BEAR! A COCAINE BEAR!!!
Why all the fuss?
Pablo Escobear?
In Romeo and Juliet, Shakesbear said,
"To Bear poison, I would temper it"
I can no longer forbear,
To see a Bear
Chew up victims in an ambulance
Or shoot up a tree like a squirrel
What flair, I swear! For a drugged barbare!
I still don't get it, when Marc Anthony said:
"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your Bears!"
He was just being vulgare.
Au contraire in Cairo, Egypt,
The people fear not these mighty, furry omnivores,
So changes were made for the mega release of the film
"Cocaine Hippo" it is called,
A hippo swims upstream the Nile with the speed of a dolphin,
Eating hundreds of tourists on its rampage,
Eating hundreds more in the sacred pyramids!
Millions are flocking for the premiere
You won't need a pillow
If you watch Cocaine Hippo
Millions are flocking for the premiere
You won't need a pillow if you watch
Cocaine Hippo.
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