The Mozzarella Slot Machine

 

Buffalo Country

Or more precise call it Bison Bedrock

In Campania

(Where once the Greek Tomb Diver made his way)

If you're looking for a white ball of 

Titillating cheese

That has more substance than

Antifreeze

Go to Campania

Go see the bisons getting massaged 

Maserated 24/7

Each and every one discretely vetted 

Indoctrinated 

Las Vegas style

into 

THE BEST MOZZARELLA THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

I have seen it with my own eyes

Chewed it with my own teeth

Thought about writing a novella

Dedicated my children who toil

Under the hot sun using a

Simple umbrella in one hand

A brush in the other

To bathe those dark-skinned horned 

Beasts and give them the 

Cuddly "Cinderella". 

All those delicate white cheese

Balls

Made by delicate hands

In delicate milky conditions

In the Mozzarella room  the director whispers, "Hush! Don't talk."

Wearing a tie with a Buffalo on it, he continues,

"This is how we run a  bosomy cheesy multi-national business,

The production goes here on a  

White marble table and then shipped around the world 

With a few Tomatoes."

So what is the big deal?

Oh Mozzarella

If one pulls on the slot machine

One Cow, One Bison, One Farmer One Mozzarella

Two Cows, one Bison, One Farmer

One Cow, Two Bisons, One Mozzarella

Three Farmers, One Mozzarella

Four Mozzarellas, a buffalo and a bottle of Valpolicella!

Chi-ching!

In Mozzarella country

Millions ring

The cash litters the Horizon

Whilst the public chews, chews and chews.