Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

FBI love song to Apple











 Based on the song, “You Don't Bring Me Flowers”
Barbra Streisand & Neil Diamond
1978


[FBI:]
You don't 
bring me code
You don't sing me love songs
[Apple:]
You hardly talk to me anymore
When you run through that text at the end of the day...
[FBI:]
I remember when you couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to decipher me
Now after cracking the whip late at night
[Apple:]
When it's good for you, babe
And you're finally in a plight 
[FBI:]
When you just roll over and turn out the light...
And you don't bring me code anymore
[Apple:]
It used to be so artificial
[FBI:]
It used to be...





[Apple:]
To talk about forever
[FBI:]
Mmm...
[Apple:]
But the judge says it don't count anymore
She just lay on the floor
Till we encrypt our customers away
[FBI:]
And baby I remember all the things you taught me
[Apple:]
I taught you how to double slash I taught you how to
[FBI:]
Laugh and cry!Well, I sure know now how to lie
[Apple:]
So you think I could show you the fucking door?
[FBI:]
So you think I ditch an say u goodbye?
You don't bring me code any more...
[Both:]
Well, you think I could learn  to say “encrypt me”...
[Neil:]
'Cause you don't say you need me;
[FBI:]
You don't crack me phones;
[Both:]


You don't bring me code anymore...