Sunday, June 1, 2014

Why the Burnt Toast Sings


A hommage to Maya Anjelou and her poem "Why the Caged Bird Sings"



A toast cries out:
"You may come and spread your butter,
Your canola oil
Your margarine
Your vegetable oil in lard spray

You may stand on me and smear
Smear your jam and honey"

For years the toast, the butter the honey cry out:

"You knew and knew nothing"

For years polyunsaturated fats, GMOs
Have been milled and tilled
In to our food chain

The papaya, the olive, the linseed, the corn, the pomelo, the breadfruit, the melon, the grapefruit, the avocado, the tomato, the banana the zucchini

If you will no longer spread the rot on thy surface
If you will bury the past of your chemical infested soil

Come, stand on me!

The Turk, the French, the North American, the Peruvian, the Pole, the Samoen, the Russian the
transgender, the gay the straight,
If you have no shame
Eat
Eat my toast
My butter, my honey
Where no bees longer nest
Eat my butter
From antibiotic-treated cows
Eat my fiber
Containing azodicarbonamide
(Used for yoga matts to make my bread more spongy)

Come, spread your crap on top of me
I will not move nor hunker
I will receive you teeth
To chomp down
From the time of dinosaurs
Chomping, chewing and swallowing
Me

If you fear not and dare
Gaze into my lightly burnt surface
Look into your husband's, wife's and baby's
Eyes
And say
With all sincerity:
"Bon appetit "

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Godzilla is coming



The Japanese capital was under red alert
Every road was swamped
Cars trying to leave could have been
Statically stacked on top of each other
"Thump!"

37 Izukuma Street Chiyoko
On the 22nd floor of a 1960's high-rise
Was in his bath
The water
Hotter than usual
Was there to take him away from thoughts of
Evacuation
"Thump!"
Concentric ripples flowed to


The pink extremities of his toes.

Ryuunosuke was running in her
Clumsy platform high-heeled pumps
to the nearest metro



She had been to her elderly parents but
No pleading would have them leave.
Through her thick glasses her mom
Said she had seen Godzilla before
She squinted and a tear ran to the tatami

Rushing through the turnstile her dress
Got caught
People were pushing her from behind
She felt pain and then went cold
"Thump!"

Hoshikomuri
An ambitious 28-year old reporter photographer for Reuters was
Running in the opposite direction of the crowd
From Afghanistan to Syria
He had seen conflicts, gunfire, skirmishes
His hand was so steady friends would shake
his table while he ate soup to see some spill
In vain: Hoshikomury slurped his soup without


Missing a drop
"Thump!"
The reporter looked up and up
Feeling the hot air of his breath.

"Thump!"

Manami was an 8-year old lost
In the streets of Tokyo
The swarm of people pushed her away from
Her parents
Her cries were invisible in the
Mounting panic
The streets were empty
Manami picked up a small rope near a lamppost


She started to jump rope on one foot because the other
Lost its shoe
"Thump!"
The sound shock threw her to her knees
She thought she was crying but
She could not hear herself
"Thump!"

Making transactions buying and selling
Copper, silver and even lithium was all
Sakurako was about
He was a smart talker in his smart shark-skinned
Suit, knitted eyebrows and a phone so pronounced


His left ear
Was flatter than the right one
His fingers flashed over his keyboard 
Somehow the empty open space office didn't affect him

"Ah-huh, ah-huh, ahhhhh, ah-huh" he said

Sakurako was never a genius for words yet
He always went to the point

"2,000,000 Yen is too much, you must do betta, betta, ah-ha."

Suddenly his screen went black and the lights went out
He quickly swiveled in his executive chair
Another light
Deeper, more terrifying than any light he had seen
The light of Godzilla's eye!
Illuminated pearls of sweat on his forehead


"Thump!"





Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Vintageable beauty

Who said it was vintageable beauty?
Perhaps it had been transformed after birth?
From Under the Volcano

Or delayed in its inception
It became so precious due to assimilating forces

Forces that flip-flopped
Evil on its belly

Forces that screened
Carcinoma out of the skin

If I were to have a vitageable
Hour or day -forget the year

I would deem it semi-hard like
A good goat cheese

I would look at it
Through the flakes of raw salt

I would listen to it as
The bread knife streaks across the crunchy crust.

Then, I would spin my body in front of a
Decomposed mirror



Reflecting puzzled, conflicting parts just
Like the Continents at strife

I would invite a gymnast to do an Olympic
Beam routine




Backbenders and flips on an abandoned
Submarine torpedo

Finally
Reaching for a volcanic Mexican bottle

With a dated black and white boney Frida Kalo
Image on its etiquette

I would take a vintage swig to
Cool and numb the burning of my spine

Laid out in a desert
Over a sloping sand dune.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Invading Times Square


Invading Times Square






Peter Pan runs a cleaning company
He irons with Wendy and Tinker bell on Tuesdays
Thursdays and Saturdays when the weather's not permitting

Toy Story is a former Iraqi war Vet
He set off mines handed over by minesweepers
In New York he first started as Mikey Mouse
He counted some 500 high-fives a day
It was the slaps that came from the back
from bemused youngsters that irked him the most;
Being caught off-guard made him think of that time when Hello Kitty approached him with an ice cream
He didn't see her coming and while pivoting he flung the ice cream in the gutter
Que lastima”she said.
And that was another story.

The Statue of Liberty is a Peruvian grandmother
who doesn't speak English
She's been working Times Square for 16 years
-Put her daughter through school by having thousands of pictures taken by unknowing tourists.
One day she got arrested for crossing the state line
(She lived in New Jersey)
For ignoring bylaws enforced by Bloomberg.



It was a sunny, crowded, congested and noisy day as usual
Bystanders gawked when the cop handcuffed the
Statue of Liberty
Who shrilled “Jo soy innocente!”
While other hardcore New Yorkers smirked
-Just another annoying eyesore was being
carried away.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Dancing Smilies

According to recent studies,

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Michael Jackson dancing


people are addicted to dancing smilies
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Dancing smiley
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Dancing penguin
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Carlton dancing
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Woman belly dancing
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Dancing


Although it may in cases reduce blood pressure 
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Dancing monkey
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Hula dance

like looking at a bowl of fish
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Dancing poop

The fact that everyday one posts a smilie is 
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Big Dancing Banana
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MC Hammer dancing


now considered a new form of literature
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iPod dance
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Michael Jackson dance
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Dancing Rose


But if you're looking for a gay or transgender smilie
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Dancing Chicken
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Laurel And Hardy Dancing

You may look
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Dancing Good Morning


and look
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Dancing Cat


and look
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Rapper Dancing Troll
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Troll Dad Dancing
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Moon Walk


You can smilie your next CV
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Dancing Turkey
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Funny dance


Use it on your coop application 
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Girl Happy Dance
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Brian Dancing Banana
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Heavy Metal Hand Gesture


OR in the voting booth
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Super Happy Dance
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Woohoo Dancing Banana
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Funny Dancing Stickman
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Troll Meme
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Headbanging and Rock Fist

Don't begrudge the banana Cyclopse
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Dancing Cat
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Happy Dance
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Happy feet
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Dancing Kitten
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Dancing stickman
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Soccer Player Dancing
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Butt Dance


Or an allusion that your Religion
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Cheerful Dancing Baby
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Dancing Hippo


Needs consulting with the Pope
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Dance party DJ
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Moonwalking smiley face
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Banana dancing with Mario


Just
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Banana riding llama
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Rocking stickman
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Dancing Smiley Face


Make
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Troll U Mad
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Happy Dancing Elephant


that
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Forever Alone Dancing
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Dancing turkey


Elephant
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Crazy Happy Dog
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Happy Elmo


dance!
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Moonwalker
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Happy Times


In every
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Stewie dancing
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Michael Jackson


song
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Colorful Banana


there is a vowel
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Troll Dancing
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Dancing banana with poop picket


to dance on