Invading
Times Square
Peter
Pan runs a cleaning company
He
irons with Wendy and Tinker bell on Tuesdays
Thursdays
and Saturdays when the weather's not permitting
Toy
Story is a former Iraqi war Vet
He
set off mines handed over by minesweepers
In
New York he first started as Mikey Mouse
He
counted some 500 high-fives a day
It was the slaps that came from the back
from
bemused youngsters that irked him the most;
Being
caught off-guard made him think of that time when Hello Kitty
approached him with an ice cream
He
didn't see her coming and while pivoting he flung the ice cream in
the gutter
“Que
lastima”she said.
And
that was another story.
The
Statue of Liberty is a Peruvian grandmother
who
doesn't speak English
She's
been working Times Square for 16 years
-Put
her daughter through school by having thousands of pictures taken by
unknowing tourists.
One
day she got arrested for crossing the state line
(She
lived in New Jersey)
For ignoring
bylaws enforced by Bloomberg.
It was a sunny, crowded, congested and noisy day as usual
Bystanders
gawked when the cop handcuffed the
Statue
of Liberty
Who
shrilled “Jo soy innocente!”
While
other hardcore New Yorkers smirked
-Just
another annoying eyesore was being
carried
away.
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