Power Point counter indications

Using too much Power Point is dangerous to your health.
Studies have shown that people who use PP on a daily basis develop a memory circuitry that automatically goes on slideshow. However aside from writing shorter sentences that always fit into a text box, PP users, whether voting to the left or right, carry inordinate quantities of bullets in their pockets. The FDA has consequently issued a stern warning on all PP points of sale, with clear smart art graphics demonstrating how this software is one hard slide away from the trigger. 

Elephant Peach

Peaches grown under Elephant Feet are more juicy, sweet and low in fuzz.

Elephants gracefully stroll over peaches provided them protection and a perfect environment.

 

The first Pit bull exclusive cemetery has opened to the relish of dog owners. Situated in Marne-la-Vallee, in the outskirts of Paris, the owner Raymond Domenech, former coach for French football's national team, has expressed that this cemetery operate on a level of respect owed to its dogs. "Although chains and spikes are at the entrance" he said with his signature seriousness and stitched brows, "we want to let the French know that their dogs belong on this soil just as much as any poodle or golden retriever." The cemetery called "Le Pit Funebre" has tombstones that play a selection of heavy metal music and a menu of digital pictures inlaid in the stone. It has been flooded with demands from impatient and sometimes furious owners from as far as Belgium who are barking for their share of the pit.

Leaf blowers

I blow day in day out

Swinging my hose like an elephant

Of 42 years

If those in the cool gym pay little eye to my shuffle

Tis my rumbling load of 50lbs –a delicate tortilla chip under the bar to bench

 Still reassured am I for aerobic damsels and gents appreciate a cleared brick walkway

All year round.

But some I've heard complain

When my roaring engine climbs to the 34th floor penthouse 

as easy as a soaring bird

And once not hearing

I blew into a fellow leaf blowing colleague

A spiraling leaf stuck onto my sticky chin

And my aftershave osmosed into it.

My blower and I are close –even my kidneys have adapted to the vibrations

I have taken it with me to restaurants

And museums

(at the MOMA I blew beside Rembrandts and Monets, the depiction of fertile soiled

Foregrounds stimulated me to the point that my hose knocked over a lady)

I have blown the peaks of Mont Blanc and the Everest

As well as the highest dune in the Sahara.

After some time I learned to blow blueberries on my pancake

And my children enjoy how quickly I can cool their hot broth for diner

Or send a bowling ball down the lane

One day I wish is to blow a thread through a needle!

Nevertheless, after all these years of ex-suction (you guessed, my youth was mired

As an office vacuum cleaner)

Tis the 32 acres of my Condo complex

That inspires me to blow, blow hard, and blow best.

Lucky Charms

As I eat me Lucky Charms, 12 howling coppers scream flashing

from slurp to marshmallow chew

my pupils follow from my nesting point

a 16 floor high-rise Miami condo

A helicopter swoops into the search

Evil is somewhere

amongst shopping strips and car washes

I am feeling "magically delicious"

RDA fulfilled and skin creamed plastered

Immune to the Sun

July is cool and chillin

Hanging

It's one week I've been left hanging
what was to be an imminent answer
unlike a soaring eagle or condor,
it's hanging with uncertainty
in limbo
awaiting
that what lies around the corner and cannot yet be seen!

I met a friend who is hanging too
dots in her brain that nobody knows if they were there before
-or not
she's got to hang for chemistry or time to do its job
and wake up everyday with a doubt
that cannot be erased
in the stillness of a waiting room

There is no antidote over prostrate thinking
but to skate over it
if not hurdle
while moving on.

Break

Sorry fans but I'm working on a thesis paper -it's as easy as milking fish!
I hope to be back by September.