Thursday, June 18, 2026

Beavertown in Egypt

The Beaver is making his digs

Assisting Hippos ferrying over 

Desert Dunes

A new pipeline that chorals and adds boundaries


Floating on the Nile the 

Beaver slaps its tail

It booms 

The sound from that slap sends 

Fear across all neighbours

The smoking gun was

A tail always ready to wack

When threatened


What to do?  What for? 

Offer Cold Peanuts or just any plain ol' nut


We are south of the Straight of Humuz

The beaver

Swims underwater -without a snorkel

Makes a floundering comeback to the shore

Drones above hardly take notice

Only their noise, that's what merited the slap!


All beavers learn to steer and navigate with their tail

They "tail up" to gain a few inches to gnaw down a tree

Today our Beaver  paddles through oily  waters and

Hydrocarbons seep into its thick fur


At night this Egyptian beaver dreams of

Not forests, not mushrooms,  rather large pipes and oil tankers with or without

Transponders


The beaver squints its eyes and thinks it sees an upside down black duck

The usual


Then there is a low sounding buzz, a uranium cache, a good place to spend the night

And snuggle against the heat

Within weeks the beaver's tail glows at night

Even the hippos take notice and look at it like a freak

The beaver knows there is a price to pay for being special

Its meeting with the Queen of Egypt is soon

It plans to offer a dish of scarabs

And a project for a damn she can't refuse.


 

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