Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Dating Seahorses and the caged fish





It was after a divorce

Bert the Seahorse was taking an 

Open Source Correspondence course

On Seahorses potential for manufacturing 

Rose quartz


There he met Elena

So different, so fresh

She could intertwine her tail like an acrobat

She swam through sharp coral reefs without a

Hard hat

Her eyes were crystalline 

Her skin taught over her fragile bones


Bert invited her for a shrimp salad course

He awaited the UberEats delivery

And waited

The delivery fish arrived with an injury -a missing fin

Said a water pump in a fish tank sucked him

And banged him against the head of a fake deep sea diver





The shrimp salad was 

Butchered

Elena wanted to leave

But Burt wanted to show his Seahorsehood to his date

So he threw the yellow delivery fish into

A caged box

A timed punishment without a tip

And a negative comment on the App


Would it save the courtship?

Would it crumble in a blip?

Could Elena find another shrimp to suck up?

Would Burt find some fresh grub?

And the yellow fish

The yellow fish

He's be better off making subway sandwiches

In a sub.






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