The laughing poem

 Dedicated to the Laughing Policeman

My phone got jammed six weeks ago

Six weeks without a phone I lived

Hahahahaha!

The SIM card was bugging

My GPS placed me in Egypt

And my Bluetooth was turning green

Hahahahaha!

Many a time I called customer service

Listening to sing song music

Time spilling like flowery milk

Hahahahaha!

One time after a 30 minute wait

I was cut off 

And reminded myself I shall not hate

Hahahahaha!

I felt sent on a mission to obtain

A new code

Yet week after week the codes failed

Hahahahaha!

I thought I was losing my bearings

My phone would never unlock

Customer service could never service 

My needs

And I might as well go mend a sock

Hahahahaha!

"Go get it cracked" said a friend

Tee-hee

So I ha-ha did

And in 10 minutes 

It was done

Hahahahaha!

Whizzing, beeping, flashing with networks and 

App updates

Textos galore

Hahahahaha!

And then, only then, 

With blisters on my fingers from

Banging on the keys

Was it clear

The networks didn't need me

Hahahahaha!

And I

Ha-ha

Didn't need them!

Hahahahaha!