Unthaa Albaqara Daisy is a Syrian cow whose eyes are said to glow
Some say it's unusual because it moos in a falsetto.
What's even more unusual is that its cowbell it wears dates back to 1914
A Swiss cow named Diamantine was working in Verdun
A bomb sent by the enemy blasted from bottom to top of the
Tree line and
Shrapnel scattered all around.
Diamantine should have suffered grave injuries except
Her cowbell deflected a large object destined for her throat
Over many years, Wanda, the owner, ranted about this miracle
But beyond a doubt, Diamantine couldn't have cared less
She was the kind of cow that lived with little stress.
Decades later, in a French flea market the cowbell was sold
It made its way to Syria near Aleppo, I'm told
Unthaa Albaqara Daisy became the next bearer of this bell
But one day a bomb exploded in a nearby field
And the sound of the blast was tenfold
Unthaa Albaqara Daisy
Didn't need a sales pitch
It hit the ditch
A nearby chicken pen was decimated
A year of repairs were estimated
God willing Unthaa was fine
Thanks to her cowbell her injuries were benign
Such a wonderful story
Sounds circulatory
And may only affect your if you're open to
All things bovine.
