Audience divided in 3 groups and say out loud: 1) poire" 2)pomme" and "courgette" 3) and 4)"This is a world or Sinners and Dimmers" when directed.
(Explain that these are the forms on new lightbulbs today.
Intro:
The poet, following an electrician guide, goes high and low, a hellish journey with tense emotions, seeking
the elusive lightbulb with 1200 lumens.
A second electrician, dressed in red, tells him that he can use this 3400 lumens bulb with a dimmer.
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I can variate the frequency!
I can variate the frequency!
All you need to do is change the Schneider circuit breakers to Holms
Which
Doubling input roaming voltage frequency
and lowering the Amps
Can supersede the oncoming flickering glare
Like that of a suspicious silhouette of a lonely car on the road
Moving slowly at night as a scantily dressed lady impatiently waits at
A dark bus stop, stares fixedly at the blaring headlights.
"I can't see!"
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"But why 1200 lumens?" Wonders the electrician dressed in white.
"A Lightbulb Tourist
I Am" Insists the Poet,
4)"This is a World of Sinners and Dimmers" (Repeat x 5)
I have gone from store to store, from country to country, seeking
Lumens, dimmers, variators
-because the light has to be...
I can't describe it, subtle?
And 3600 Lumens in the form of a
1) POIRE 2)Pomme 3) COURGETTE" (Audience repeats 3 times)
(Why make a bulb like a courgette?) Is too much!"
"Relax", said the electrician, "If not you too shall be
Fli-Flickering (hitting the remote control)
And Snickering
Talking like a film noir detective
Having lost trace of that one Lightbulb that
Got away."
"Got away? Was it too disguised as a Tourist?" asked the Poet
"But I saw it, I had it in my own hands!"
And why a 1) POIRE? (Audience says Poire)
Poet: "It's rounded like Babar,
It could be in a Church, a Museum
Lighting up a painting that leaves
Tourists fein-fa-fa-feinting.
(Poet's voice starts to break up like a flickering lightbulb)
But why are you fading?" The Poet turns towards the electrician,
"I dreamt I saw -there was an alarmà- a Cookie Monster -a burgler... his cookies all on the floor!"
"You're fa-fading, those wires, is that the di-dimmer?
"The cookies were crushed, it was at the Vatican."
Can you he-hear the Po-Pope singing "Urbi et Orbi?"
Do-don't didn'tay fi-find 'dose cookies in the dark?
"Indulgentiam, absolutionem, et remissionem ominum peccatorum vestrorum, spatium verae et fructuossae paenitentiaeeee"
In the Da-da-dark? Did ya see? Did ya hear? It's flickering in da-da-dark!"
"I lost the si-si-signal
I am lost!"
POIRE! APPLE! Courgette! (Audience 1,2,3)
CLOSING Narrator:
As you can see, no Angel came to the rescue, no Angel could anti-flicker those lumens made to act in an irrational way.
And so I ask you a moment of silence for all Circuit Breakers, fuses, Sinners and Dimmers.
(Je vous demande une moment de silence pour tous disjoncteurs et fusibles, des pêcheurs et variateurs.)
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