- There is no Tupperware in Cyprus
It's not because of a retrovirus
Evidence states
Tupperware parties didn't take
On the island of Cyprus
Where they love to bake
Sheftali - a wrap of its own
And legend goes a song too
"Sheftali, sheftali
I love you cause you have no brocoli"
Makarios once said,
"Without Sheftali, I'd be dead and
we would still be eating fish and chips".
Tupperware parties didn't take on Cyprus
Women's rights perhaps were at stake
And selling a plastic container with a double sealed lid
Could have upset El Sid
You say, the amphora was fine for Afelia,
It's not just memorabilia
Both men and women used amphoras
Dressed in photogenic agora
Never giving a middle finger to Ankara
"We don't want no fucking Tupperware"
Echoed the Cypriots from
Famagusta to Paphos
Our Sheftalies, Souvia and Fasolada
Is fresh as any Muslim or Christian may confess
Could all that Polypropylene
add any dopamine to the Cyprus Scene?
Confess Cyprus, confess!
There is no Tupperware on this island
And you will miss it
Forever SMS.
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