This poem is inspired from when I sent a comic to my nephew showing a gang of gangsters who were thinking about going to the Supreme Court to see if perhaps their next heist was legal. I was expecting a resounding "Hah hah" but my nephew texted back with a single "Hah!"
Hah!
This was no blah blah
Hah! A first look at the Mona Lisa
Hah hah!
To the student who wore shorts breaking a sacred dress code.
This Hah! came after
Grandma
Who cut herself with a chainsaw!
Born in Warsaw
She was better with an axe
She taught me how to eat flax
Ahah!
Jakup, her grandson was surprised
Babunia, he called her
"How can you see with that hair in your eyes?"
Hah!
"And cut a tree at the same time?"
Hah!
Then Babunia wiped the blood off her arm, pulled the starter cord
That went
Rah-ta-ta-tah!!!