William Shakespeare: "Hail to a straight driver, hail to thee."
James Joyce: Keep your SUV jigging ajog, hoppy on route on tires ye memory.
Pierre Boulle (Bridge over River Kwai) "Approaching draw bridge, don't drawl."
Noam Chompsky: "Think you're smart? Elevated highway over 3 miles."
Maxwell House: "Too much coffee on the expressway? Slow down!"
Junot Diaz (The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao)
"Foursome, quartet, four-way stop!"
"AC/DC: Highway hypnosis? Time for Medical Diagnosis."
Billy Colins "Potholes filled with potential."
Rudyard Kipling: "Watch your ears, Elephant crossing!"
"Fyodor Dostoevsky: "Don't be contrite, it's your right of way."
John Milton's Lost Highway: "Assuage rode rage: it's time to come of age."
Socrates: "Thou should drive to live, not live to drive."
Stephane Gould "Speed bump good for centipede!"
William Butler Yeats: "Calculating, detonating, tailgating"
JG Ballard "Traffic congestion ahead: brake or be brain dead."
George Orwell: "Accident! Rubbernecking, French pecking: more bottlenecking."
David Attenborough: Hear coughing or frothing? Wildlife crossing!
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