It's a listicle world

Today I'm feeling "sophistical"

So I want to talk about my listicle

Not just any list it's

A majestical listicle far from anything domestical

If you think you got up in the morning and you missed

A tryst

Because you forgot to jot down

"Serpent that hissed"

On the same list that Toad and Frog had used 

40 years ago

That blew away in the wind

A list so rare that thousands of years ago in Lasco

Amongst dripping stalactites and

Mega-marvelous drawings

An artist forgot to jot down how many tusks

A  mammouth could tusk?

On my listicle I want a friendship with a twist that

One cannot resist like

A seat belt that fastens when

You first get on the plane

A list that will include:

The best colors for harmony

The 10 best ways to clean snow off a windshield 

The most disturbing uses of bird imagery in Shakespeare

The happiest city in the most miserable climate

The unlikeliest mirror distortion in a house of mirrors

The most appreciated teddy bear that

Has been given to a child  that has it all.

The best review for a restaurant that has not yet opened

The most female-oriented engineering school with the most

Male-oriented financial aid

A list providing emotional experiences whilst walking 

Barefoot over sandy rocks

And not to forget the Rafaello's commissioned list of paintings from 

Pope Julius the II to paint the 4 Papal rooms in any order

Or lastly

Whilst trying to get a glimpse of a Jim Dine artwork at  the 

Venice Bienale, a list that would give one 3 one liners to explain

to a Finnish and Columbian couple that 

Their crunching and discarding of peanut shells on the floor of 

The Arsenal

Is wholly inappropriate 

Regardless of the fact that they bought the bag of peanuts in a

Finnish Superette

ON SALE

 Marked "Georgia Peanuts" in large blue letters.

The couple should expeditiously place the peanuts in a backpack

Strapped around the Front of the belly to avoid security issues 

In a precious and crowded artspace. 

With such a list, I may start my day

I shall paint my list as Coleridge painted his listless ship in the Mariner

So that the wind may not blow it away.