Cover your mouth

Frauline Meow loved eating

And also covering her mouth

But with each delightful chew

Her expression went South

You would think she would enjoy eating behind

A curtain or some blinds, shades, shutters

Yet Frauline Meow just covered her muzzle with

Her hand to block all sputters

One wondered, if she was once "sput" or the "sputee"

Was it the inner or outer fear from those cavernous jaws 

That would push her to consider sewing  a square of gauze 

Lip to lip, cheek to cheek

That no observer could ever peek at

Those masticating mandibles from Amerique?

One day, Frauline Meow decided to join a support group for victims 

Eating with Mouths

(She had first consulted ChatGBT that had suggested she eat

Behind a Cabbage tree)

There she met John Who

Who since the age of 4 always covered his mouth

At school -Who told Meow- when he ate kids 

Echoed a cow's moo

And John didn't know what to do.

Fast forward 2 years John Who married 

Frauline Meow

When eating their wedding cake friends

Filmed using the Canva App

Posting flipping images sputtering  the white topping 

Sputtering in slow motion against John and Meow's

Hands that

Rapidly waved like ping-pong paddles

Or Chinese hand fans bumbling in the 

Blistering heat

Even though Frauline Meow's Mum wasn't known to

Have a Broad Palatability regarding ostentatious clothes

She danced with John Who who was wearing a paisley jacket with 

No shirt showing

Off

His

Tiger tattoo

Eating a tiger striped rat while

Covering its mouth with its paw.