I went to see a doctor after eating
Too many calzones.
The doctor told me to feast on a knuckle sandwich
Pig, ox or horse are all worthy to suckle
Back home, my wife was in a pickle
She couldn't find her favorite belt with a buckle
And I saw her chewing her knuckle!
"Margaret!" I cried
"Eat a sandwich" I insisted clear-eyed
"Fuck you and your confort food" she replied
"I've been teething for 40 years and now I'm chewing
On this job offer 'cause you lost your job."
I knew I also had a bone to chew about our
Defaulted loan
Instead I decided to go outdoors and
Throw some stones
At Ruffy, our pooch,
Known rather to hold dear
Slurpy chewing of all things bones.
Chewy things
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