Fishintree
Poems, enchanting stories, alternative humor to be made into operas or epic films. For my sculpture site visit: jlangart.com
Wednesday, September 25, 2024
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Saturday, September 21, 2024
Tupperware in Cyprus
- There is no Tupperware in Cyprus
Tuesday, August 27, 2024
Pig Sardines
Thursday, August 8, 2024
Weird
Weird has been around, Dr. Demento on KPPC FM started in 1970
Still we must ask: "Are we getting weirder or is
Weird getting weirder?"
And, "How weird can weird get?"
Would you auction
An old man's beard?
Would you profiteer from a
Bioengineer making durable toothbrushes?
Could you give away a Dali painting 'cause the
Sheep have folded bat ears?
That's weird.
Radiohead's infamous Creep wasn't weird but
"Weirdo"
A personal first person pronoun rant
Displaying a character expelled from the Heavens for
He shall have no chance to shoot a Cupid arrow of love
Ya gotta be SPECIAL for that.
Still, if you had a concerto of weirdos
They would cancel each other out
Becoming dull, familiar, just regular run of the mill
So how can you be SPECIAL and not weird?
Start by taking off that awful veneer.
Weird fishes
I get eaten by the worms
And weird fishes
Picked over by the worms
And weird fishes
Weird fishes
Weird fishes
Wednesday, July 10, 2024
Hah
This poem is inspired from when I sent a comic to my nephew showing a gang of gangsters who were thinking about going to the Supreme Court to see if perhaps their next heist was legal. I was expecting a resounding "Hah hah" but my nephew texted back with a single "Hah!"
Hah!
This was no blah blah
Hah! A first look at the Mona Lisa
Hah hah!
To the student who wore shorts breaking a sacred dress code.
This Hah! came after
Grandma
Who cut herself with a chainsaw!
Born in Warsaw
She was better with an axe
She taught me how to eat flax
Ahah!
Jakup, her grandson was surprised
Babunia, he called her
"How can you see with that hair in your eyes?"
Hah!
"And cut a tree at the same time?"
Hah!
Then Babunia wiped the blood off her arm, pulled the starter cord
That went
Rah-ta-ta-tah!!!
Tuesday, July 2, 2024
Wednesday, June 26, 2024
The Serial Slingshot Shooter and Joey Chestnut Soyadogs
Pull, aim and shoot!