Yesterday I bought Amazon
It was estimated at $1.56 trillion
So I made an offer of $2.14 trillion
(To satisfy shareholders and board members)
The GARV* of the company skyrocketed
Until
I realized they used styrofoam packing chips for packing
And who, even for one trillion,
Wants to buy a company with styrofoam chips?
So I decided to buy the Universe instead.
The challenge is to find the year it was founded
And then the headquarters
But I know the Universe has a net worth of several trillion
Just have to convince the shareholders of my star
Charisma
Most importantly I will be promoting a
Free unbridled Universe
The Mustang horse will be my motto, hence,
Mustang Universe Langola shall ring
Throughout the "cosmic nurseries where stars are born" **
In a press release, I stated,
"The Universe has amazing potential because we have
Yet to capitalize on the gravitational field."
I just hope Pegasus doesn't get jealous
Claiming I'm a hack and overzealous money monger
Screw Meta, Dogecoins and megabytes
Join the Mustang Universe
It will be your new bill of rights!
* Garv = good all round value
** Dennis Overbye NYT
