It has been announced that Best Buy, responding to further competition, will begin selling
ham and cheese in its computer departments. "This is a strategic plan to show that Best Buy
is not only about innovating and innovative technology" announced a spokesman at Nevada's
Technnofair. "Like computers, ham and cheese can signal memory, either in the taste buds or in the stomach."
We are also considering whole grain bread, however, voices having concern over crumbs on the keyboards have made us put the project temporarily on hold.