French sanitation engineers have gone on strike recently to protest the rising prices of gas. "More than half of profits are now lost at the pump" said Jean-Pierre de Rothchild, pronounced "Rothcheeld", a trash collector of over 20 years. New designers have fortunatly put their heads together to create the truck of the future. No larger than a fiat 500 it is projected to get over 100 miles per gallon compared to 5 of actual models. How will it take on tons of previous models? "through a direct inciniration feul conversion process coupled with a thermo-dynamo compressor these miniature trucks are beyond feul efficient" remarked Mr. Rothchild in a smoke-free cafe. We hope to see lots of them spinning down the streets soon.