I wanna vaccine
For 2018
Not an antibiotic
That makes me myopic
I NEED TO CAMP NEAR THE EVEREST
And get a Sherpa
Whose got Omertà
I NEED TO CAMP NEAR THE EVEREST
To feel the blood
Throbing in my Aortà
I NEED TO CAMP NEAR THE EVEREST
To turn a leaf on my wife Bertà
And so when you tweet that I'm being a Tourist
Looking for cheap emotions to
Get my soul nourished
Then take a hike over Wall Street's
Golden Index $$$
And kiss a Genie full of Gimmicks
I NEED TO CAMP NEAR THE EVEREST
Cause I don't wanna step on any more frogs
When my pointed shoes
Would turn their skin blues
Now you're tweeting like a Pharaoh
Typing hieroglyphs at such a pace
That bone comes outta marrow
Tweeting like a Pharaoh
Cause you're jealous of a designer Italian
Frigorifero
Now it's 2018
And I have an appointment for that Vaccine
That will burn all the daydreams
Like the one about Love
And Oatmeal
And Tangerines
If you have a beef about my horse whose name is
Eileen
If you've painted a wall at the finishing line
And said "Eileen is MINE, MINE, MINE!"
Well I've got some Cabbage ready to reheat
Cause on top of the Everest
You need warm feat!(1)
(1) The poet has taken out a license to spell "feet" with an "A" for the double impacKT just as "KT" has added more impact to the word impact.
