FBI love song to Apple

 Based on the song, “You Don't Bring Me Flowers”

Barbra Streisand & Neil Diamond

1978

[FBI:]

You don't 

bring me code

You don't sing me love songs

[Apple:]

You hardly talk to me anymore

When you run through that text at the end of the day...

[FBI:]

I remember when you couldn't wait to love me

Used to hate to decipher me

Now after cracking the whip late at night

[Apple:]

When it's good for you, babe

And you're finally in a plight 

[FBI:]

When you just roll over and turn out the light...

And you don't bring me code anymore

[Apple:]

It used to be so artificial

[FBI:]

It used to be...

[Apple:]

To talk about forever

[FBI:]

Mmm...

[Apple:]

But the judge says it don't count anymore

She just lay on the floor

Till we encrypt our customers away

[FBI:]

And baby I remember all the things you taught me

[Apple:]

I taught you how to double slash I taught you how to

[FBI:]

Laugh and cry!Well, I sure know now how to lie

[Apple:]

So you think I could show you the fucking door?

[FBI:]

So you think I ditch an say u goodbye?

You don't bring me code any more...

[Both:]

Well, you think I could learn  to say “encrypt me”...

[Neil:]

'Cause you don't say you need me;

[FBI:]

You don't crack me phones;

[Both:]

You don't bring me code anymore...